After a few days in Colombia I understood that he was not going to make me understand if he did not speak like them, because as a Venezuelan despite being so similar we have totally different lexicons so over time and after having been ridiculed and having said a thousand times inappropriate things I was learning to speak like a Colombian and I realized that we spoke very differently.

En Colombia I learned that people don't get upset, people know embarraca, But boar is something difficult or complicated and a boar he is a brave person. In Colombia people do not work, people camel, a search is not to search twice, a search is a source of extra employment. Colombia is a country where good and fun is a chimba and when you have nothing productive to do these scattered, and if you are sad, are you low note. Be tinted It is not what you think, tetiado is an adjective for full or abundant. In this country men are told the Commission and women regardless of age are told old, when they tell you that you are stung they are really telling you that you are conceited and when you have one tusa is that you are sad because they broke your heart and that when you do not want to do something it is not because you are tired it is because you have breast And sucker is not a fruit, he is an annoying person and when you want to go out to dance you say you want to whip tile, and speaking of dancing and going out, when you go out you do not drink brandy, you drink guaro and you do not drink beers, you drink dicks, and if you take a lot you get turned on and if you take a lot more you don't get drunk, you get jincho, and if you drink a lot of guaro and a lot polish The next day you don't have a hangover, the next day you have a guava tree and if you don't remember how much you drank or what you did, it is not that you lost your memory, it is that you erased the cassette.

In Colombia you don't make jokes with your friends, in Colombia you make a cock with them.
In Colombia, pod is anything you cannot give a name to and pails It is an expression that means that something went wrong and is usually accompanied by a movement of the hand pointing to the neck.
In Colombia you don't have friends, you have partners and patch is not what a pirate wears on the eye, patch is your group of friends, and patching is meeting with them. cuchibarbi It is not a doll, it is a woman of many years who undergoes all kinds of surgeries to look younger, making a cow does not refer to an animal, make a cow is to collect money among a group of people for a common good.
In Colombia you don't get used to it, in Colombia you rig And when you're rigged it's because you're used to it
In Colombia something false is something cheated and conchudo is that person who likes others to do everything to him, and if they tell you Stacks! It is not a battery, it is that they are warning you of something.
In Colombia papaya is a fruit, but giving papaya is not giving a fruit, it is exposing yourself to danger.
In Colombia a pot is for cooking, but when you are in the pot it's because you're in trouble.
In Colombia people are not infuriated here, they are take out the stone.
In Colombia chicharrón is a food, but when you have a problem or a tangle too you have a pork rind. Straw is what horses eat, but talk straw in Colombia it means saying nonsense or lies.
In Colombia you don't ask for cocoa to make chocolate, in Colombia you ask for cocoa when you're sorry In Spanish, balls are the testicles, but when you want someone to pay attention to you, you have to tell them that you stop balls.
In Colombia when a man throw out the dogs a woman is not to hurt her it is to woo her and when you're swallowed it means that you are in love with someone.
In Colombia a red is not a wine, a red is a black coffee.
Anyway, Colombia is not one of the most biodiverse countries in the world just because of its more than 50,000 species, its vocabulary is also very diverse and its jargons are unique, so not to screw up as I did, I recommend you learn a little about their jargon before coming to visit this chimba country.

Virginia Cuni